Wednesday, June 17, 2020

PokPok



Former senator Tessie Aquino-Oreta died on May 14, 2020. She was 75.

Her son, Malabon Mayor Lenlen Oreta, announced her death in a Facebook post on May 15, which included the following statement that is expected from a member of the family.

"Former Senator Tessie Aquino-Oreta was a public servant who devoted her life to the country and her adopted hometown of Malabon. She was a loving grandmother, mother, and wife and a friend to those whose lives she touched."

I suppose the country should be grateful to Tessie for her utter lack of shame in flaunting the mockery of the impeachment trial of ERAP by a majority of senators (including herself) kissing the ass of the plunderer, which earned her the ignominious title of "Dancing Queen." The masses had a more pointed label in the vernacular, "PokPok" or whore, which is really quite appropriate as she sold-out the people she was supposed to represent in exchange for even more political patronage from a plundering president.

Not surprisingly, Senate President Sotto, who embodies the very essence of "form over substance," will honor Tessie through a senate resolution, which will most assuredly exclude any reference to Tessie's contribution to the outster of ERAP.  However, I cannot and will not honor Tessie, even in death, because she was NOT an honorable public servant. Tessie was a public disgrace.

And speaking of remembering our dearly departed, I recall a rather long-standing (albeit macabre) joke with my father, who peacefully passed-away in his sleep at a ripe old age. It involved a list of ten individuals that would or should die before him, much like one of those "top ten" lists of David Letterman.

Because we are on the subject of dishonorable public servants, I have the following aspirational "top ten" list of plunderers and super-crooks, who would or should be getting the utmost personal VIP treatment at the moment of their demise.

I'm talking about no less than the Prince of Darkness himself handholding these individuals to hell by way of a private jet or limousine together with an escort of kotong cops as far as the eyes can see, each having the brightest and loudest "wang-wang" lights and sounds to catch everyone's attention.

Platinum skewers and artisan earthen ovens to ensure the most intense pain and suffering as they are seared in flames for all eternity.

Without further ado, MP's top ten list of plunderers and scumbags currently at the pre-departure area destined for hell (hopefully very soon) are:

1.     Juan Ponce Enrile, 96
2.     Imelda Marcos, 91
3.     Estelito Mendoza, 90
4.     Danding Cojuangco, 85
5.     Bobby Ongpin, 83
6.     ERAP, 83
7.     Binay, 78
8.     Dutae, 75
9.     First Gentleman, 74
10.   GMA, 73

Rest assured, I will be toasting the following as each of you take your last breath in our earthly realm:

May your children and children's children and so on be punished a thousandfold for your crimes against the Filipino people and may you witness each of your progeny throughout the ages experience unspeakable suffering while you fulfill your own sentence of eternal damnation.

Looking forward to your grand send-off to hell soon!

MP, May 27, 2020

Postscript

17 June 2020. Boss Danding is dead. Ladies and Gentlemen, the countdown has begun. One down, nine more to go. Malamang ito ang sinisigaw ni Boss Danding ngayon, . . .

"Hoy, tabi diyan at halikan niyong puwet ko. Mayaman ako, makapangyarihan ako. Marami akong querida at mga bastardo. Mas marami pa akong pinapatay at gamit ko pa ang pulis. Ninakawan ko kayo ng limpak-limpak na salapi habang nakasubsob ang nguso niyo sa kahirapan. Naghari-harian ako. Inapi, binusabos at inalipin ko kayo. At ngayon, sa araw ng aking kamatayan ay lubos na karangalan ang dulot sa akin ni Satanas na maski isang saglit ay hindi niya ako mabitawan. Lahat kayo luhod at pansinin niyo ako at ang kahaba-habang "wang-wang" patungong Impyerno."

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